i feel god in this chili's tonight
hi im lindsay and i like pam beesly a lot


princenmonster:

"real justice"/"anti-sjw" is code for "it’s okay when someone hates and oppresses you but it’s bad when you’re angry about it"


Lupita Nyong’o at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards, April 13


piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours



That was your best apology video ever.


kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close


faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face


basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image